How many Corbynettes does it take to replace a light bulb?
One.
One to give the light bulb a talking to about how Jeremy really won the 2017 General Election.
And, anyway, if the bulb is broken then it has to be the fault of neo-liberalism; the Jews; the Tory Party; the Jews; the mainstream media; the Jews; the trades unions not understanding that their members’ jobs should not come before the principles of Islington Socialists; the Jews; Blair; the Jews; the EU; the Jews; Brown; the Jews; Corbyn being insufficiently left wing; the Jews; the working class not appreciating the wonders of New, New Labour; the Jews; the CIA … and, yes, you’ve guessed it the Jews!