Keir Starmer out on the by election campaign trail in North Shropshire Part One …

A pledge made by Keir Starmer at the Labour Party’s 2021 Annual Conference

“Mr Starmer, Shropshire Star, have you enjoyed your visit to the mental health unit, today?”

“You’d recruit more staff for a unit like this?”

“Did you know the unit’s been recruiting unsuccessfully for new staff for over a year now?”

“You came here today to talk about the NHS not Brexit and pose for photographs looking like a human being not a desiccated calculating machine made flesh?”

“Only kidding, Mr Starmer, but I never mentioned Brexit.”

“Rachel Reeves says the way forward for Britain is to buy, make and sell more in Britain, but how would that fill the 10s of 1,000s of unfilled jobs in the NHS?”

“Isn’t that the same brand of fridge the Prime Minister used during his 2019 General Election campaign?”

“I bet you wish it was a TARDIS …”

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