Boris Johnson out on the by election campaign trail in North Shropshire Part Three …


“Mr Johnson, Shropshire Star, have you enjoyed your visit to the care home, today?”

“What’s your answer to the staffing crisis in the care sector?”

“You came here today to talk about the sterling work carers do and not Brexit. And to pose for photographs looking like a concerned human being?”

“Only kidding, Mr Johnson, but I never mentioned Brexit.”

“Priti Patel says we need to grow our own domestic work force and we know you’re good at propagation. How many kids is it, now, six or seven, Mr Johnson?”

“But it takes nine months and eighteen years to bring a human bred in the fertile soil of Britain to the labour market. What do employers do in the mean time, Mr Johnson?”

“Isn’t that your old fridge from the 2019 General Election?”

“I bet you wish it was a TARDIS …”

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