Comrade Seumas Milne says he always knew Liz Kendall was really a comrade. After all, any admirer of General Kalashnikov’s work can’t be all bad …
Comrade Kendall takes aim with an AK74
Kendall responds to Milne by releasing further pictures of herself, armed with an M16, in US Marine Corps dress uniform.
Milne calls her a capitalist running dog …
From the left, Toby Perkins MP (Missing In Action), and (hostiles) Liz Kendall MP and Graham Jones MP
Milne says everyone knows that a Beretta .25 is the gun for a lady (with little stopping power). Then realises he is starting to sound like Q in Doctor No …
Jeremy Corbyn asks, if you are Q, does that make me C?
John McDonnell observes that M was C in the Ian Fleming novels.
Jon Lansman is seen stroking a white cat …
Meanwhile, Andrew Fisher, dressed all in black, lurks in the shadows, perfecting his Rickmanesque sneer …
Behind the arras, a confused Len McCluskey suspects one or more people in the Labour leadership is in MI5 and working to bring down the party, but surely it cannot be anyone who was educated at a public school and went on to Oxbridge?
Watch out, Seumas, Liz is gunning for you!
Out in the car park, Liz Kendall offers to show Seumas Milne the stopping power of Bond’s Walther PPK 7.65mm.
Kendall says it’s, allegedly, just like a (rioter’s) brick through the plate glass window of a Labour MP’s Constituency Office …
Liz Kendall tries out a Challenger Mark II for size
Andy Burnham, never one to miss an opportunity, says he’ll make tackling gun crime a priority, if only Labour members will elect him Greater Manchester Mayor …
Yvette Cooper asks why no one is extolling the merits of a UK manufactured firearm …
Liz Kendall gets to grips with an SA80
Len McCluskey, sensing an MI5 inspired attack on Jeremy Corbyn, accuses Cooper of disloyalty, whilst at the same time insisting that Trident renewal is a done deal.
McCluskey insists that in no way has he told Corbyn that there is no alternative to Labour’s current nuclear weapons policy …
Liz Kendall anticipating bayonet practice on a life size cut out of …
Liz Kendall says she is looking forward to the reaction to her second day with the Armed Forces Parliamentary Scheme.
Sun Picture Editor collapses and has to be rushed into hospital …
Jeremy Corbyn brushes up his feminist credentials on International Women’s Day
Len McCluskey: intelligence services using ‘dark practices’ against Corbyn
The ramblings of a former DWP Civil Servant ... 